A 28-year-old male with no car or even a bank account to his name …

No, I’m not talking about that loser you dumped last week, ladies. Turns out, that’s just your average person of the world.

Depicted in an infographic from Research Matters and MastersDegreeOnline.org, the most typical person on the planet is a 28-year-old Christian guy, who is right-handed, owns a cell phone, doesn’t possess a car nor bank account, and makes less than $12,000 a year.

Chances are, he’s also from China.