We’ve highlighted a questionable cover letter or two, but this one undoubtedly earns the title of least likely to land the writer a job—and it comes from someone claiming to be a public relations intern.

An employee at a Houston-based creative agency sent Gawker the cover letter, which said in part (and we added the asterisks):

“Please feel free to f*cking contact me … And if you dont im gonna be f*cking pissed!! So come on stop bullsh*tting and call me ;) Thanks, C*nt.”

I think I’m most offended by the emoticon.

You can read the full cover letter—along with Gawker’s commentary—here.