You expect jargon from the C-suite, or from the co-worker who just finished the latest book on management theory.
But when you leave work, your world should be jargon free. Just imagine if your husband or wife sat you down one night and said: “Ever since the start of Q1, we’ve faced some challenges in the bedroom sector; I want to ideate some solutions before we drill down and leverage our synergies.”
Now that’s some filthy bedroom talk.
Turns out there’s a perfect bed frame for such dirty talk: The Asher, from Crate & Barrel. Check out the description of the bed frame I spotted this week:
In case you can’t see the image, it reads:
Euro chic Asher is a gorgeous value proposition in rich woods with an [sic] translucent grey-brown finish that showcases the cherry grain.
Gorgeous value proposition—now that’s
how you sell furniture.