Sure, Chef Boyardee might prepare a mean pasta sauce, but I've heard that meanness can border on jealousy if the good chef hears anyone compare his preeminent ravioli to that of the Olive Garden.

And if you’d care to test the patience of Orville Redenbacher, just know he might pop you one quicker than a bag of his famous kernels.

As for Marie Callendar, I wouldn't even think of mentioning anyone with the name Sara or Lee in her presence unless you want to wear her delicious banana cream pie.

Yes, the notable faces of ConAgra Foods certainly know their way around the kitchen, but rumor has it they also have a short fuse that often needs to be kept in check. Perhaps that’s why the company is hiring a brand manager who, aside from maintaining order amid the ConAgra crew, also understands the needs of the consumer when it comes to the development of new communications strategies and product positioning.

View all the details here, or simply apply by searching the company’s career site. And if you’re offered the job, don’t say we didn’t warn you about Marie. She is a real trip.

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