How do you even begin to describe someone like Andromakennethamblesorten "Kenneth" Ellen Parcell? Perhaps its best if I let his words speak for themselves:

"I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree."

(On coffee) "I love how it makes me feel. It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain!"

"Global warming? Sorry, sir, that's just scientist talk. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey.”

His stance on coffee aside, it’s clear Kenneth has a few screws loose when it comes to his personal assessment and views of life. That’s probably why NBC Universal is looking for someone a bit more qualified when it comes to being its newest west coast page.

While Kenneth and the rest of the “30 Rock” ensemble in New York are busy planning lunch brainstorming through Google Docs, one lucky candidate has the opportunity to liaise with the public on behalf of the network in California, conducting studio tours while also serving in a public relations capacity to its business clients and customers.

Click here to learn more. Meanwhile, for more pearls from Kenneth, just hit play below:



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