One night, Courtney Love and her fellow lady rockers came to me in a dream, saying they had reunited to form a pro-vegan, anti-chemicals band called Hole Foods.

They explained that all of their songs will be organic and sourced to a Chilean village high in the Andes.

It's ideas like these that exemplify why marketing should be left to the professionals.

No one would agree more than the actual Whole Foods, which is hiring for a marketing team leader to help oversee store artists and demo teams on behalf of the natural and organic products grocer. Based in Mason, Ohio, the position will also aid in developing strategic marketing plans, maintaining community relations, and also ensuring proper use of in-store sign collateral, information, and events.

And like any of the supermarket’s produce, it’s better to get this one before it spoils. Apply here now while it's fresh.