Let it be known to my mom and dad—Debra Lou and Elmer Jr. (yes, those are their real names)—that during my next visit home I will most definitely discuss their lack of adoration for their youngest son.
That is after reading about Amy’s parents
, who named their entire natural and organic frozen foods business after her.
As I sort out the grand opening of Alan’s whatever-my-parents-want-to-construct-in-my-honor, Amy’s Kitchen
is hiring a digital marketing manager
to improve upon the namesake brand through the development and implementation of online and social media strategies.
To find out more details before applying, click here
. In the meantime, allow me to scavenge new franchise opportunities for my parents to consider.