Let it be known to my mom and dad—Debra Lou and Elmer Jr. (yes, those are their real names)—that during my next visit home I will most definitely discuss their lack of adoration for their youngest son.

That is after reading about Amy’s parents, who named their entire natural and organic frozen foods business after her.

As I sort out the grand opening of Alan’s whatever-my-parents-want-to-construct-in-my-honor, Amy’s Kitchen is hiring a digital marketing manager to improve upon the namesake brand through the development and implementation of online and social media strategies.

To find out more details before applying, click here. In the meantime, allow me to scavenge new franchise opportunities for my parents to consider.

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