Light, medium, and dark. With the exception of the occasional French Vanilla, those three roasts comprise my coffee blend knowledge.

But chocolate glazed donut? Island coconut? Black tiger? Jet fuel?

You’re not dreaming, folks. Those are just a handful of the brews Green Mountain Coffee Roasters offers caffeine fiends looking for their daily fix.

Its offerings don’t stop there, either. Provided you maintain the perfect blend of statistical meets promotional know-how, the company hopes to make you its newest marketing analyst.

And while it doesn’t mention anything in the details about having an inherent love of coffee, I’d like to think it’s implied.

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