No disrespect to my parents or the diligent teachers I’ve had, but practically everything useful in my life I've learned from television and film.

Like what?

How about nailing a job interview after sitting on a freshly painted bench in my new “big boy” suit? I can’t tell you the number of times the knowledge bestowed by a Mentos commercial has come in handy.

You’ll thank me once it happens to you and you're able to land the role as Perfetti Van Melle’s newest brand manager. Responsible for the candy company’s portfolio of U.S. brands—namely Mentos and Airheads—you’ll communicate with corporate on any consumer strategies while also orchestrating various components of its marketing and PR campaigns.

To learn more, click here. At the very least, go watch some more TV so that you’re prepared once they contact you for an interview.