For a number of years, I’ve attempted to get a mole inside Quaker to confirm my suspicions that the guy on my morning oatmeal doesn’t have a lower body.

Sure, they claim he isn’t even a real person, but I’m not buying it.

Well, the truth is finally going to come out: I’m planting a spy The company is hiring an innovation director to handle repositioning and strategizing of the brand’s communicative efforts, working with an internal team, as well as stakeholders, to develop new marketing efforts that better engage its consumers.

See the details of your mission the job here. This message will self-destruct in 3, 2, 1 …

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