Apparently it’s not enough these days for potential employers simply to post a straight-forward job listing. To get noticed you have to go above and beyond—just like the fine folks at Just In Time PR.
The London-based company is looking for a senior account manager, “whatever the hell that is,” according to the listing, which can be found here
So if you’d like to work for a company run by a fat bloke with a drink problem and a moral compass that only ever points south, you can apply here today.
The listing goes on to say that the ideal candidate won’t take offense easily, won’t be a teetotaler, a Guardian
reader or believe “in the afterlife.” That’s because they won’t fit in at Just In Time.
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Furthermore, the ideal candidate will be on anti-depressants (“People who need drugs to keep them going are generally the most interesting”) and have a penchant for the booze (“you and are only ever one drink away from oblivion”).
Luckily, or maybe sadly, the listing is unlikely to narrow the candidate field. (Plus, a note at the end reveals the whole thing is a joke.)
Raise your hand if you’ll be applying.