Would you name your child after an electronic device?

Of course, no right-thinking person would. But America is full of people who aren’t in their right minds. Case in point:

People are starting to name their kids after their Apple products.

CNet.com reports a 12 percent spike in boys named Mac and a 5 percent boost for girls named Siri.

Luckily, there are no reports yet of babies being named i(Anything), so we have that small victory. Someone did, however, curse their child with the name Hashtag.