Oh, Las Vegas—the only place where love-drunk fools dressed as Elvis can get married on a whim, divorce, and still have time to catch a Celine Dion and Wayne Newton show.

Not that we know anything about that sort of thing—what happens there stays there, after all.

In this instance, however, it’s The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas that wants to extend your stay on the Strip, though not as a guest of the popular resort, casino, and hotel. Instead, it wants you to be its new public relations manager. The position calls for managing all PR materials and media inquiries, as well as coordinating with communications and on special events, so clearly there will be a lot at stake in this position—none of which is taking place at the craps tables.

Ante up and apply here.