I’ve frequented approximately 37.56 percent of the all Panera Bread locations, none of which were St. Louis Bread Company cafés. Officially, they’re the same thing—all part of the same company—but the bottom line is I prefer my bread companies to be of the Panera variety, not St. Louis. I just do.

The company’s newest media coordinator can’t afford my prejudices. The position calls for managing the market-level media plans for a portion of the 150-plus Panera Bread markets, company and franchise. That probably means a St. Louis Bread Company or two.

Tough luck, but if you apply here, take comfort in these benefits: Panera Express lunch delivery, complimentary bakery items, and product discounts. Yeah, zero sympathy from us.

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