Although it’s been a few years, we still haven’t recovered from the utter dismay of seeing Nickelback crowned Billboard’s group of the decade. It was music that should’ve fallen on deaf years. Instead, it was given an honor that tarnished the essential years in the development of an entire generation.

It doesn’t have to be like that the next time around. When it comes time for Billboard to name the next group of this decade, let’s make sure it’s an act worthy of such acclaim.

How can you help? We’re so glad you asked.

You can start by applying to be VH1’s new senior publicist, using the strategic communications and PR skills the job requires to launch a national effort to clear our airwaves and music television networks of such retched hullabaloo.

Go forth, our sons and daughters, and apply here. Our eardrums depend on you.