Happy 20th, World Wide Web.

Trouble getting through the start of a new workweek knowing there are still four more days to go? One (anonymous) industry insider says count to 10, even providing video aid. And if that doesn’t work, there’s always that bottle of emergency alcohol stowed in the bottom drawer. (via AgencySpy)

Forget the Justice League—meet Urban Avenger and a crew of real-life superheroes, taking on bad guys while wearing some badass comic book inspired costume. (OK … some are just bad.)

Speaking of weird men in capes crime fighting punishers, ever wonder what it would be like if your favorite social media sites were superheroes?

Well, if the Facebook Phantom or any of the gang were their own crusaders, would they have to go after these Missouri teachers who, due to new legislation, aren’t allowed to be friends with their students on social networks? Teachers are protesting the ban—which we agree is a stupid law—but that’s what they get for living in Missouri. (What!? My brothers live there. I can kid.)

What sounds like Missouri and is making a splash now that it has a retail deal and new marketing campaign with none other than Target stores? Missoni.

How unattractive is your office? Just look at the employee turnover rate.

And finally, we literally don’t know what to think about this. Butterfinger has tapped Rob Lowe to direct a 25-minute horror/comedy film (a horredy, if you will), Butterfinger the 13th.