Life is good. Stocks are up, spring is coming, and Justin Timberlake is making music again.

Let’s keep this party going and live longer, shall we?

But with all the chatter about obesity, Duck Dynasty, and so on, it’s tough to have much optimism for living long, fruitful lives.

Hold it right there. A new infographic from Confused.com offers 22 offbeat ways to help you live longer. Tips like eating asparagus, running 20 miles a week, and using Twitter and Skype can help you live longer. Even shopping in excess can help you avoid, well, dropping dead.

Check out the rest of the list here:



(via Visual.ly)