Kim Kardashian needs a true partner.
After all, no one really knew about her first husband. And aside from the infamous sex tape, whatever she and Ray J shared, well, the whole world has practically shared by now.
And then there’s Reggie Bush—nice guy, great athlete, but not right for Kimmie. Her second husband, Kris Humphries; he can’t remember what he ate for breakfast let alone his 72-day marriage. And Kanye,
please, there’s barely enough room for both of their egos in the same galaxy, let alone the same bedroom.
Who does that leave? How about a long-dead Danish philosopher?
It seems the reality starlet has finally met her “one and only,” and at the very least, they’re bringing bliss to a world of Twitter followers.
I’m, of course, referring to
Kim Kierkegaardashian, a social media mashup of the E! high society starlet and Søren Kierkegaard.
As described by
The Washington Post:
“Basically what you have is profound ideas that exercise your brain, combined with mindless comments that lower your IQ. Put the two together and they cancel each other out, allowing your mind to do exactly nothing while you read this online stream of idiot-losophy. But it’s pretty entertaining.”
Entertaining, indeed. Just look at these recent tweets:
Makes me curious what other compelling mash-ups loom on the horizon of the Twitterverse: The Dalai Llama and Snooki? Mother Teresa and the ladies of the “Today” show fourth-hour? God and Neil Patrick Harris? Only time will tell.
I’m just kidding about the last suggestion. They’re already one in the same.