Remember those candy hearts you handed out to your classmates on Valentine’s Day—the ones with playful sayings such as “Be Mine” and “Let’s Kiss”?

It was an early lesson in flirting. Too bad the hearts were too saccharine to enjoy.

Now that you’re all grown up and in the working world, you need a new kind of candy heart—a treat you can give to the person in your life who adores jargon.

You need jargon candy hearts.