11 years is the average lifespan of an online empire
That leaves only three more years to update your Facebook status.
I know it’s been awhile, and I’m sorry we fallen out of touch. But I’m trying to move on, and though my new relationship is complicated, I think it’s something special with someone who has what it takes to last the test of time. I hope you understand, and I still want to be friends. You know where to find me. Just please stop secretly following me. It’s creepy.
All the best,
Alan
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