1. Your baby is born in the hospital and the nurse asks, “What’s the baby’s handle so we can fill out his birth certificate?”
2. The new name for hide and seek is “Foursquare.”
3. The phrase “He’s all thumbs” is considered a huge compliment for a fast texter.
4. Every house with kids in it proudly displays their avatars on the mantle in the den; no one seems to recall what a school picture is.
5. No one talks anymore. We simply chat.