10. During a date you are tweeting a reporter about a new pooper scooper.
9. A TV assignment editor threatens to break your dialing finger if you call again on deadline.
8. You didn’t take a single public relations course before entering the field.
7. Your friends become nauseous when you want to talk about another new media placement.
6. You sent a pitch to editor Jim Harris and realized it was Jill Harrison.
5. You lost a PR job because you told the recruiter that you “like people.”