5 absurdities from the supermarket aisle

Need a laugh? You’ll chuckle—maybe even cackle—at these ill-fated signs that appeared in grocery stores.

A lot of decisions are made in the grocery store aisles. Sometimes, you need those signs and in-store promotions to help nudge you in the right direction—even when you have one of those carts with the janky wheel.

And sometimes those signs are a source of hilarity, such as these five.

Kids do tend to whine a bit. Why shouldn’t mum and pop?!

Always fresh. Never frozen. Well, there was that one time, but it didn’t really count.

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