Classic parenting advice—from social networks and apps

Turns out, some of the most common things your parents said could’ve come from the social media sites we frequent.

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This got me thinking, what if social media platforms or apps had parents? What advice would they be given as they mature and find their identities? Here are a few classic lines, some slightly altered, that apply:


“I’m going to count to six … “


“If your friend retweeted every kitten photo, would you do it, too?”


“You can have privacy when you pay for your own home.”


“Answer me when I ask you a question.”


“Quit being so dramatic.”


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