CVS now selling cheaper CVS-brand People magazine, according to The Onion

The Onion reports: “In an effort to provide a budget-conscious equivalent to People magazine, CVS drugstores nationwide began selling the store-brand CVS Celebrity Magazine on Wednesday. … ‘Whether you want to read about Michael Chiklis’ trip to Nevada to visit his aunt, or see who won our annual ‘Handsomest Fellow in the World’ award, CVS Celebrity Magazine has it all,’” says night pharmacist and editor-in-chief Marvin Kuppering.