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Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.

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I did just fine in school, but when it came to the actuarial sciences, it was apparent I’d never be the mathematician of our time that Sir Isaac Newton or Archimedes were to theirs.

And yet, I remain confident that one theorem I’ve devised matches anything from Pythagoras:

Cheese + Bread + Grilling = Heaven

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