Domino’s tweets back to man who said he tried to have sex with a pizza

This not-safe-for-work conversation was work for one very patient social media manager in the United Kingdom.

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.@Dominos_UK HELLO I’VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY PENIS SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.

— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014

But Domino’s Pizza UK stepped up to the challenge Monday, replying with this very professional response:

@NotArsedLike @ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office – comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.

— Domino’s Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) February 24, 2014

It continued from there:

.@Dominos_UK DISGUSTING FOB OFF,YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?

— LAD_VIGO (@ITK_AGENT_VIGO) February 24, 2014

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