Sally had the most stressful day at work. She’s going to the mall for some much needed retail therapy.
Fred is heading to the beach strictly to Instagram a photo of himself at the beach with the intent of making all his friends jealous.
Dear Tommy: No sandwich was, is, or ever will be “EPIC,” at least not two-exclamation-points “EPIC.”
Dear Sally: Really?! You’re a yoga instructor. I think you’re doing it wrong.