Be ready for it.
Now that Thanksgiving, Black Friday and Cyber Monday are behind us, the holiday marketing marathon begins.
For the next few weeks, there will be no escaping the holiday slogans, puns, jingles and wordplay. Some of it will be clever; some, not so much.
Below are a bunch that fall into the “not so clever” group. You might even call them ho, ho, horrible. You better watch out.
Yule love this
Be the ghost of Christmas present
Let’s get elfed up
Get caroled away: Give the gift of music
Brace your elves
You’ll love our new Santa-tizer
Do you suffer from Tinselitis?
All I want for Christmas is ewe.
Don’t be shellfish this Christmas
Bros before ho-ho-hos
Just wanted to sleigh have a Happy Holiday.
Jolly holly-days to you and yours!
The time is near. Give a big cheer.
Santa Paws is here
Bark! The Herald Angels Sing
Dachshund through the snow
Have yourself a yappy Christmas
Have a very Meowy Christmas
Dog bless us, every one.
These gifts will boost your elf-esteem
If you don’t believe, you won’t receive.
Find your holiday happy place at Lake Ridge Mall.
Our bells are jingling!
Unwrap the feels
Hope this season finds you all wrapped up in happy!
Christmas is the day that holds all time together
Nothing says holidays like a cheese log.