Job of the Day: Social marketing coordinator at Kohl’s

It’s something like loathing, though not quite. It might be envy, or just plain confusion as to how she’s scored reality shows chronicling her privileged adolescence, a New York Times bestseller (most likely ghostwritten), and more.

Finally, there’s a chance to even the playing field. “L.C.,” as she’s known, might have her own clothing line at Kohl’s, but you could become an equally important voice for the retailer if you land a job as its new social marketing coordinator.