After all, no one really knew about her first husband. And aside from the infamous sex tape, whatever she and Ray J shared, well, the whole world has practically shared by now.
And then there’s Reggie Bush—nice guy, great athlete, but not right for Kimmie. Her second husband, Kris Humphries; he can’t remember what he ate for breakfast let alone his 72-day marriage. And Kanye, please, there’s barely enough room for both of their egos in the same galaxy, let alone the same bedroom.
Who does that leave? How about a long-dead Danish philosopher?
It seems the reality starlet has finally met her “one and only,” and at the very least, they’re bringing bliss to a world of Twitter followers.
I’m, of course, referring to Kim Kierkegaardashian, a social media mashup of the E! high society starlet and Søren Kierkegaard.
As described by The Washington Post: