“I feel about as useless as a mom’s college degree.”
(On coffee) “I love how it makes me feel. It’s like my heart is trying to hug my brain!”
“Global warming? Sorry, sir, that’s just scientist talk. The same people who say my grandfather was a monkey.”
His stance on coffee aside, it’s clear Kenneth has a few screws loose when it comes to his personal assessment and views of life. That’s probably why NBC Universal is looking for someone a bit more qualified when it comes to being its newest west coast page.