20 clever and amusing Twitter bios

Think you’ve got a dull Twitter bio? Draw some inspirations (and maybe a chuckle or two) from these accounts.

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Last year I started “collecting” great Twitter bios and kind of got hooked. When I decided to publish “The All-Time Best Twitter bios,” and “The 20 Funniest Twitter Bios,” readers of my blog {grow} seemed to get hooked, too!

So, here we are with the third edition. Remember, these are all real Twitter bios:


I’ve learned I don’t know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good.


Living one day at a time, with a fresh baked cookie. Okay. And with a coffee. And maybe some chocolate. But I promise to take my vitamins.


Insert pretentious crap about myself here.


Buddy, can you paradigm?


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