CEOs of Brawny, Bounty paper towels wearing down mutual friend

From The Onion: “Though he has maintained a close friendship with both men for nearly a decade, Miles McCormick, 42, admitted Tuesday that the strain of managing tensions between the CEOs of Bounty and Brawny was becoming too much to bear. ‘Every time I’m with one, all he wants to do is bad mouth the other,’ said McCormick.”

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