Even our furniture uses corporate jargon

Why is a bed frame dropping this common buzz term?

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But when you leave work, your world should be jargon free. Just imagine if your husband or wife sat you down one night and said: “Ever since the start of Q1, we’ve faced some challenges in the bedroom sector; I want to ideate some solutions before we drill down and leverage our synergies.”

Now that’s some filthy bedroom talk.

Turns out there’s a perfect bed frame for such dirty talk: The Asher, from Crate & Barrel. Check out the description of the bed frame I spotted this week:

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