Social media coordinator for Blockbuster

Years of being subjected to the implausible boy-meets-girl “meet-cutes” of all these ludicrous films that make audiences believe in the once-in-a-lifetime kind of love have left me feeling hopeless about any real-life relationship.

And do you know who deserves partial blame for this? You, Blockbuster—you and your shelf after shelf of new and old DVDs and VHS tapes that I’ve grown up watching.